mata pun membesar... telinga lagi berjaga-jaga...

WALAO!!!

something happened while i was in the rapidKL u40 to KL this morning! and it happened next to my seat!

there the bus was getting filled up along the journey, and there was a man with a bag sitting next to me, seemed like it was the last empty seat available...

orite, now, the bus reached batu 9 (if not mistaken, too many batu(s) around, dunno where and when i'm at which batu... hmm... so whatever, batu 9 la). there was an old man (around 45-55 years old, gendut, perut buncit, rambut pendek seperti botak, and the baju macam ada sejenis bau) squeezing from front to the back and sat on the platform in between the back seats.

and i am sure that the guy and the old man didn't know each other.

just, out of nowhere, i sensed something was going on besides me! the old man's hand was on the guy's lap! he was talking once a while to him, while patting and rubbing that guy's lap!

"what is that??!' i was thinking, continue to observe...

then, his hand was like moving closer and closer to that part, and he touched it! yet, that guy macam tak kisah saja!!!

i heard the old man said, '... besar oh... sangat besar...'
GOSH!!! WHAT THE HECK is he doing there??!

once a while that guy lean forward and the old man whispered things to him.

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hmm... itu la ceritanya... i guess sama-sama mau kot... kalau tidak, pasti that guy menolak la, rather than biar saja dia meraba sana sini, menepuk dan akhirnya sentuh 'duud'...

i remember one night, not long before that happening, he was in the same bus with me! and i was sitting next to him! GOSH... good thing he didnt meraba-raba me!

but...

he did asked me, 'adik, pi mane?... kajang ke?'

WAH~~~!!!