ini adalah anak anjing yang dikutip oleh si Melvin dekat Sebastian dia (skuter merah) di Hentian. kisah dia bersama kami bermula dari situ...
Mel called me dat afternoon and asked me whether i wanted to keep this puppy, so i agreed. Shao Yi excorted that puppy to Philo and i bathed her... yeah, it's a 'her', a b***h! HAHAHAH...
then, i put her in the besen merah, left it behind the house...
this was the moment caught... well, using my SE W300i phone...
tak tau mau beri nama apa, jadi cuma panggil dia 'veew, veew... duook, duook...' (tak pandai macam mana mau tulis bunyi-bunyian yang dibuat dalam huruf -.-''')...
kemudian, saya sebarangan bagi saja dia 'Philo', memandangkan dia di Philo... so whateva!
Kin Onn asked bout its name before that and just 'hmm... tak tau, belum ada...', then one day, i heard him called the b***h 'buddy', if not mistaken la, that's the one i heard from him, so whateva...
ok, now i wanna talk about makan minum Philo... first 2 days, Philo makan resipi khas Adris! yumm yumm! then the 3rd day, didnt know what else i could give Philo, so another resipi Adris diberi! HAHAHHAHAH...
lepas makan, sure Philo akan berak! and i must say, this b***h really knew where to shit! jauh-jauh tempat sudut, senang untuk saya uruskan (well, except 2 kali)... then, sure dia sangat aktif, mau minta main la konon, jadi main kejar-kejar dan gigit-gigit sama Philo lo!
ini b***h ah, manyak lawak! jalan tak tentu, mau skid tapi selalu jatuh, dengan muka dia yang selamba dan skema... kemudian bangun lagi, kejar kaki... peluk kaki, gigit kaki... besar betul perut dia tau! bulat man! well, itu pun selepas makan.
after i played with Philo, i quickly went inside Philo and left it outside. sien ah! then, the b***h tidur. kalau dia bangun, jerit... itu tanda mau main la tu... (most of the time i left it outside, kekekeke)
(muka selamba Philo... rasa mau cekik dia saja kan!... apuu, ding gii doong!...)
akhirnya, tak sampai seminggu di Philo, tragedi berlaku!
itu pun berlaku tanpa saya ketahui. after receiving Mel's sms only i went out and checked. Mel said Philo kena langgar... mau mati! kena langgar Kancil Jun...
ok, i went out, and saw Melvin and Shao Yi outside the Philo, looking at the b***h.
after a short discussion, Mel said kaki patah, tak leh jalan dah... kemudian, kena suspek 'tercekik'... then, discussed more in depth on how the Kancil hit Philo, and we came to another conclusion that the bitch might have been hit on the stomach... well, 2-3 shits on the floor as the evidence to back up the suspicion.
(the places pointed to are the shits... plus one more in between the hind legs of Philo)
afterwards, Philo rolled to the left and to the right, then to the left again and collapsed! the end!
oh not yet, Mel said it was the first time he saw a dog died in such way. so we laughed! and Philo sempat lagi keluarkan seutas taik kuning dekat burit dia! woaoo!
kemudian, Mel called Jun or Jun called Mel, im not sure, but they sounded like CSI interrogating a suspect on a murder... sampai Jun pun 'chuak'! because she gave Philo Tiger biscuits before Kin Onn and her leaving Philo. so we laughed, again... (o ya, we found the evidence from bakul motosikal Kin Onn: 2 paket kosong biskut Tiger)
so, Mel called his Ah Long E-Lyn to spread this wonderful experience of his, witnessing the bizarre sight before the bitch died... and E-Lyn bagi satu suspek lagi: kecederaan dalaman! and we all pun agreed, 'hmm.. hmm...'
Shao Yi pulak sibuk mau cari koroner, doktor vet dari UKM... only to realised that only UPM has vet... so tak jadi! we just looked at Philo and talked over it and somehow laughed again... we did try to perform CPR, checked her pulse but lawak saja akhirnya... Shao Yi took the pictures of the crime scene, well actually it was not really the crime scene la, crime scene sebenar di luar Philo...
at last, we decided to dispose... so wrapped Philo in newspapers... brought it to behind the Bangi One Stop Home Centre (the one that blocked the scene in front of Philo! mengganggu saja bangunan tu! issh!)...
(sedia mau panggang 'wuduk' dalam surat khabar...)
ok, now we were like a 3-man ninja team in the Naruto world, carrying a newspaper 'balutted' Philo, one 'gayung' and one 'penutup botol biskut berwarna merah', walking out from Philo to dispose the 'keguguran bayi of ... (you know who is the only girl in our team)'... darn, really fun man! suspek giler, sambil ketawa tak tentu pasal!
(this is the 'kubur' of Philo, R.I.P. @ 7.45pm on 15th of December, 2008)
Mel suggested to come back here after one year, and 'gali balik' Philo, take the bones and distribute them and make them into jewelry as a memorial to the b***h named Philo... COOL!
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the moral of the story is: LIFE IS SHORT! so, what is the drive for your life to move on?
